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 but i just heard that</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/baa552a9-4405-4368-8836-c0947f39e99f/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>3</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/BSNM7kB/fuck-you</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/18ad3395-4113-4931-8373-042a21f8f414.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>fuck you</video:title><video:description>A man in a military-style uniform leans toward a microphone with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression of extreme shock or disbelief, captured in black and white. The scene appears to be from a film or TV production with a mid-20th century aesthetic. — fuck you!</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/18ad3395-4113-4931-8373-042a21f8f414/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>6</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/GeDzSdh/fat-faaat-faaaaaat</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/993af1a9-bd0c-45ed-b159-a93c7cc8ee50.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>FAT</video:title><video:description>A man in a dark blazer and open-collar shirt stares wide-eyed with a shocked, open-mouthed expression, standing in front of French doors. The scene appears to be from the movie Ferris Bueller&#x27;s Day Off, capturing a moment of surprise or disbelief. — FAT! FAAAT! FAAAAAAT!!!</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/993af1a9-bd0c-45ed-b159-a93c7cc8ee50/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>7</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/ZyZJIkL/jizz-in-my-pants</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/dd273b3d-8e64-41ab-9d7f-bf9b67abf795.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>jizz in my pants</video:title><video:description>A young man in a jacket leans toward an attractive woman in a sparkly dress, both appearing to be in a dimly lit indoor setting; the caption references the SNL Digital Short song about premature excitement. — jizz in my pants</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/dd273b3d-8e64-41ab-9d7f-bf9b67abf795/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>1</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/kI0tcZV/two-tree-bottles-of-red-wine-and-like</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/edc27164-dc8b-4553-841f-5b58986bde43.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Kroll Show - Spotted Ox Hostel</video:title><video:description>A man wearing a shaggy blonde wig and a red jacket stands in front of a busy Parisian outdoor café terrace, looking surprised or mid-speech. The scene appears to be a comedic TV show or skit set in Paris. — two tree bottles of red wine
and like a chocolate cigarette</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/edc27164-dc8b-4553-841f-5b58986bde43/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>3</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/JfLbZTN/shit-on-the-floor-its-time-to-get</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/7c980638-476d-483d-9fe5-89c5ec064c2d.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>shit on the floor</video:title><video:description>Rick sits cross-legged on a stage holding a microphone while Morty stands beside him holding a tambourine, both appearing to perform in an outdoor amphitheater setting. The scene is from the animated show Rick and Morty, capturing a lighthearted musical moment. — shit on the floor!
It&#x27;s time to get schwifty!</video:description><video:content_loc>https://media.clip.cool/renditions/7c980638-476d-483d-9fe5-89c5ec064c2d/h264.mp4</video:content_loc><video:duration>3</video:duration></video:video></url><url><loc>https://clip.cool/0S7QpuO/keep-it-mad-keep-it-glad-keep-it</loc><lastmod>2026-06-20</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://media.clip.cool/posters/631bec2b-cf6b-4935-b607-6eec7116e561.webp</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Keep it gay</video:title><video:description>A mustachioed man wearing an open leather jacket with a harness, leather cap, and holding a red object stands confidently at the base of an ornate grand staircase with gilded ironwork. 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